Nocturnal Gardener Pillows

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Planting by the Moon.

The Phantom Of The Garden

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Bat

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Stormy Night

'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'

"Look—there it goes again!"

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

Skyscrapers.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Clown watering houseplant.

Gardening By The Moon

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

Planting by the moon.

Cat watering catnip.

"Do you see what I see?"

Mouse and garden magazine

'A few over here, please.'