Nighttime Gardener Pillows

'That should see me through until the light evenings.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Okay, dig that one up!

Beginning Yarder.

Planting by the Moon.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Planting Bird Seed.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Sure, it's nice. It was just this spring I was hoping for a jacuzzi!

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

Clown watering his flowers.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Football fan

'Anything else need tying up?'

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"Waitress's Day Off""