Late-night Landscaping Enthusiast Pillows

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Industrial Beautification van

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Desk of an urban farm manager

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"We could start a band."

Heaven's Way

"The cat was there."

John Constable

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Notice - Salt Kills

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

Boxer beaten by a rake.

'Watching ant TV!'

God's Miracles.

Football and Pumpkin

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

The world's first riding lawn mower.

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

"It's about this garden centre sign I ordered..."

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

Gardening By The Moon

The garden of Bedlam