Late-night Landscaping Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Industrial Beautification van

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

Desk of an urban farm manager

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

"We could start a band."

Heaven's Way

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

John Constable

Notice - Salt Kills

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"The cat was there."

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

Redneck Flowerpot

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

'Watching ant TV!'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

Boxer beaten by a rake.

Football and Pumpkin

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

God's Miracles.

The world's first riding lawn mower.

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"It's about this garden centre sign I ordered..."

'Dear, is it necessary to water the tree everyday?'