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So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Planting by the Moon.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Programmer Dreams

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Gardening By The Moon

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Planting by the moon.

Bird Watching

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

Before the Dawn's Early Light

Hedgehogs

'That should see me through until the light evenings.'

Mohawk grass cutting

'Thank you gungha din!'

"How sad! They don't appear to have any gardening equipment for me to borrow!"

"You look a little warm. You Okay?"