Gangster Gardeners Gifts

Hell's Allotment Holders.

An Unexpected Guest.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Paving over the window-box

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

'Anything else need tying up?'

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

Grub-skewer sandals.

HELL'S TILLERS.

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

Monster Plant.

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

"This year I'm just planting the little signs."

'Digging in the garden again? Bad dog!'

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'

'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'

Mohawk grass cutting

HELL's TILLERS.

Garden trolls

"Well it's definitely not a nasturtium."

"I feel guilty about this, Nicky. We really should be composting."

"I'm trying to acquire a taste for weeds. It's the only thing that seems to grow in our garden. If I can't beat them, I might as well join them."

He mowed the lawn to Wagner.

"This fish has forced me to confront all the things I did wrong with my last fish."

He's still not tawkin'... You want I should whacik him, boss?

Environmentally Friendly Mafioso.