Macabre Gardeners Gifts

Looking for a gift for a macabre gardener? Celebrate their love for the mysterious and the eerie with unique, darkly humorous items that add a touch of the creepy to their planting passion. From mischievous planters to dark-themed garden decor, find the perfect gift for someone who enjoys tending to their eerie oasis.

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Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them. mockup

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

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An Unexpected Guest.

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A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower. mockup

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

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The Phantom Of The Garden

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'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'Ah, now's there's something different....' mockup

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

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'Take me to your weeder!'

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"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!" mockup

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

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"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!" mockup

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

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'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!' mockup

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

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Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door' mockup

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

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"It was worth a try."

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Hell's Allotment Holders.

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Skyscrapers.

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HELL'S TILLERS.

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"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!" mockup

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

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Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer. mockup

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

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Shoveling Snow in Spring

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"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..." mockup

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

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Clown watering houseplant.

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"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it." mockup

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

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Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower! mockup

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

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"This is your third cousin Hermina. She was a bad gardener, but she always had the best tomatoes!"

"This is your third cousin Hermina. She was a bad gardener, but she always had the best tomatoes!" mockup

"This is your third cousin Hermina. She was a bad gardener, but she always had the best tomatoes!"

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Organic Beans

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Football Fan

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Cat watering catnip.

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'A few over here, please.'

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Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!' mockup

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'

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"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything." mockup

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

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Volunteer

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Mouse and garden magazine

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'Digging in the garden again? Bad dog!' mockup

'Digging in the garden again? Bad dog!'

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'This is supposed to be a deluxe garden bed. I assume that means it'll include 1,000 thread count sheets.'

'This is supposed to be a deluxe garden bed. I assume that means it'll include 1,000 thread count sheets.' mockup

'This is supposed to be a deluxe garden bed. I assume that means it'll include 1,000 thread count sheets.'

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HELL's TILLERS.

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Earthing Up

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'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.' mockup

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

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Macabre Gardeners Gifts Collection

Macabre Gardeners Mugs

Explore our collection of macabre gardener mugs for a humorous and eerie start to your day—perfect for fans of dark humor and plant lovers alike.

Macabre Gardeners Pillows

Find pillows featuring creepy garden scenes and gothic motifs, perfect for adding a mysterious touch to their favorite relaxing spot.

Macabre Gardeners Prints

Choose from an array of art prints that capture the spooky allure of gardens in the dark—ideal for decorating their gardening space or home.

Macabre Gardeners T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts designed for darkly humorous gardeners. A creative way to wear their love for the spooky side of gardening with pride.