Macabre Gardeners Gifts

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

An Unexpected Guest.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'Take me to your weeder!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

"It was worth a try."

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

Skyscrapers.

HELL'S TILLERS.

Clown watering houseplant.

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'

Organic Beans

'Digging in the garden again? Bad dog!'

"This is your third cousin Hermina. She was a bad gardener, but she always had the best tomatoes!"

Mouse and garden magazine

Volunteer

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

'A few over here, please.'

Cat watering catnip.

Football Fan

'This is supposed to be a deluxe garden bed. I assume that means it'll include 1,000 thread count sheets.'

HELL's TILLERS.

Earthing Up