Outlaw Gardeners Gifts

HELL'S TILLERS.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Pyramid Garden

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

A Vegetable Plot...

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

Shoveling Snow in Spring

An apartment garden.

a street plant down on his luck (Will Blossom For Fertilizer).

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

"I still need to feel the grass beneath my feet,OK?"

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

'Digging in the garden again? Bad dog!'

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

HELL's TILLERS.

Earthing Up

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'

Sawing Down Tree

Desert Island Rake

None of my plants do well...but I forgot I had an onion in my refrigerator, and it's sprouting leaves and growing well.