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HELL'S TILLERS.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Pyramid Garden

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

A Vegetable Plot...

Shoveling Snow in Spring

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

a street plant down on his luck (Will Blossom For Fertilizer).

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

"I still need to feel the grass beneath my feet,OK?"

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

'Digging in the garden again? Bad dog!'

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

Earthing Up

HELL's TILLERS.

Mohawk grass cutting

Desert Island Rake

None of my plants do well...but I forgot I had an onion in my refrigerator, and it's sprouting leaves and growing well.

Sawing Down Tree