Unintentional Gardeners Gifts

None of my plants do well...but I forgot I had an onion in my refrigerator, and it's sprouting leaves and growing well.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

The Phantom Of The Garden

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

"How to deal with weeds."

'There's nothing good to eat!'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'I'm out of bags.'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

How to deal with weeds

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

Pyramid Garden

"It was worth a try."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

Skyscrapers.

HELL'S TILLERS.

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Clown watering houseplant.

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

'A few over here, please.'