Green Gangsters Gifts

Environmentally Friendly Mafioso.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Evolution.

There is No Planet C

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Climate Change

Toys and environmental pollution

"AI"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Tree Funeral

"We're standing in forever chemicals."