Eco-gangsters Gifts

Environmentally Friendly Mafioso.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Bees SOS

"It's trickle down."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

Swamp gas

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

'How dumb can you get?'

Climate Crisis and the Banks

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

Climate change

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

Earth Reset Button.

Forest Management

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

Valuable Water