Eco-gangsters Gifts

Environmentally Friendly Mafioso.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Bees SOS

"It's trickle down."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Swamp gas

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

'How dumb can you get?'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Climate Crisis and the Banks

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

Climate change

The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller

Replacements for Extinct Animals

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

Forest Management

Earth Reset Button.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Dad! There's oil in my sand pit!'

BP's Spill Bill

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."