Eco-conscious Jokers Gifts

A man throwing his brain into a recycling bin

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Did you hear about the latest oil spill, Gloria? Let me guess

Firewood for Sale

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

"This material is 80% recycled."

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

Phone Book Removal Service.

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

Will work for locally grown food.