Sustainable Living Jokers Gifts

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"All the body parts were locally sourced."

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

Did you hear about the latest oil spill, Gloria? Let me guess

"This material is 80% recycled."

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'

Wind Farm

Hand Drier - With Added Face Wash Feature

"We're under stage four water restrictions!"

Pinocchio's Wish

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

"What are we going to do about those air pollution complaints?"

'With all the cards and wrapping paper, there's so much more recycling after Christmas.' (Hundreds of booze bottle behind him)

Going Green

'As a Northern couple we've always believed in microclimate change; put on some shorts and a T-shirt and you might as well be in Torremolinos.'

Paper/Plastics/Aluminium/Edgar.

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