Eco-friendly Jokers Gifts

"We're under stage four water restrictions!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

Boss, there's no toxic waste anywhere near the café, is there? What is this, the eighties? What's next, you're going to ask me if any whales or baby seals are harmed in the production of our coffee? Are you going to ask me to sing "We are the World" with Stevie Wonder? Are you going to ask me to film a "very special episode" about the dangers of dope? People didn't just care about this stuff in the 1980s, boss. Want me to get some Krazy Glue and fix the "hole in the ozone layer"?

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

Firewood for Sale

Did you hear about the latest oil spill, Gloria? Let me guess

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

'I'm helping to 'Save the Planet'... doing 'my-bit' for energy conservation!'

"This material is 80% recycled."

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'

Wind Farm

'If global warming means less migrating, I'm all for it.'

STOP GLOBAL WARMING!, 'Let's call it a day before we get frostbite.'

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

"What are we going to do about those air pollution complaints?"

Football Recycling

Recycling banks read Paper, Rock, Scissors.

Fungus Fish-Foods.

Paper/Plastics/Aluminium/Edgar.

"The loft extension has melted."