Grumpy Gardner Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful yet funny gift for a gardener with a bit of a grumpy streak? Our collection features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their outdoor passion with a humorous edge. Perfect for brightening up their gardening days or adding humor to their gardening space, these gifts speak to their love of plants and their unique personality. Whether they’re tilling the soil or just love looking at their garden, find something that makes them smile—even if they’re a bit grumpy about it.

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'I know what you're up to, and it won't work.' Delbert P. Munson: Spring Fever's toughest nut to crack.

'I know what you're up to, and it won't work.' Delbert P. Munson: Spring Fever's toughest nut to crack. mockup

'I know what you're up to, and it won't work.' Delbert P. Munson: Spring Fever's toughest nut to crack.

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Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.' mockup

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

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"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to." mockup

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

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Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

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"Oh my God with the singing!"

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'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.' mockup

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

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Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub. mockup

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

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Moanathon.

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Grumpy Old Men

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'Kids get right up my nose!'

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"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'." mockup

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

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'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.' mockup

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

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"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"If you're going out, pick up some candles." mockup

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

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Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'. mockup

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

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I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept mockup

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

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Beware of Curmudgeon!

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'FQ...?'

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"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..." mockup

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

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'Quick, the coffee!'

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"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!" mockup

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

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'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.' mockup

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

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'No.'

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Moan Pig.

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Pissed-off hour.

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'The problem with politics is politicians!'

'The problem with politics is politicians!' mockup

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

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'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!' mockup

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

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"I'm way past mid-life crisis and knee-deep in old age rage!"

"I'm way past mid-life crisis and knee-deep in old age rage!" mockup

"I'm way past mid-life crisis and knee-deep in old age rage!"

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'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?' mockup

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

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Have A Nice Day (piss off)

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'Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the street this morning.'

'Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the street this morning.' mockup

'Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the street this morning.'

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'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...' mockup

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

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'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.' mockup

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

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Grumpy Gardner Gifts Collection

Grumpy Gardner Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the grumpy gardener in your life. Find designs that make their coffee break just a little brighter.

Grumpy Gardner Pillows

Brighten up their gardening space or outdoor seating with our playful pillows featuring cheeky messages perfect for the grumpy gardener.

Grumpy Gardner Prints

Decorate their garden or shed with our humorous prints that capture the grumpy gardener’s personality and love for all things green.

Grumpy Gardner T-Shirts

Discover our fun and witty t-shirts that match the grumpy gardener’s personality. A great way for them to wear their love of gardening with a laugh.