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'I know what you're up to, and it won't work.' Delbert P. Munson: Spring Fever's toughest nut to crack.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Grumpy Old Men

Moanathon.

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

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'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

'FQ...?'

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

'Quick, the coffee!'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

'No.'

Moan Pig.

Pissed-off hour.

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

'Not now - I'm under a lot of atmospheric pressure.'

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

"I'm way past mid-life crisis and knee-deep in old age rage!"

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

Have A Nice Day (piss off)

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

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'Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the street this morning.'