Grumpy Guardian T-Shirts

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Old Man Journal

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Moanathon.

Grumpy Old Men

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 12

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

'FQ...?'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

Moan Pig.

Pissed-off hour.

'The most precious thing a practitioner can accomplish, my boy, is to accumulate a devoted following of these damned hypochondriacs."

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

'Not now - I'm under a lot of atmospheric pressure.'

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

'Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the street this morning.'

Have A Nice Day (piss off)

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'

"OK. You're the Ghost of Christmas Present. Quite amusing. Now go away!"

"I'm way past mid-life crisis and knee-deep in old age rage!"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 6

'I'm not here!'