Rain Complainer Gifts

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

A little something aside for a rainy day

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Raining

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"I hate this time of year."

Listening to Coldplay.

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Sinalization.

Welcome to Scotland...

Used to it.

Man selling dirt and mud.

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

Teach Love

"I think they've watered down the beer."

Leaky Weather Magazine.

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Looks like beach weather."

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."