Weather Complainers Gifts

"They say wind chill makes it feel like 23."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"I hate this time of year."

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Winter Coat

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Where does it hurt?"

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'Hurricane Limey is now pummelling the Florida coast, as a result of BBC reporters flapping their hands for dramatic effect.'

'Why is it that every time I see you all you ever do is complain?'

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

"I just feel hot, and I've started sweating a lot. . . can you give me something for that?"

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

"He's head over heels, worships the ground I walk on – kind of annoying."

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."