Weather Worriers Gifts

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

I hate monday mornings.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Climate change

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Storm'

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"The answer is space. I'm sending my kids to space."

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

Weather bar

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."