Weather Worriers Gifts

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

'Hurricane Limey is now pummelling the Florida coast, as a result of BBC reporters flapping their hands for dramatic effect.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

I hate monday mornings.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Climate change

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'Storm'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

TV News. Multiple drenching thunderstorms are forming over the region. What's your weather segment lead-in? "There's a soaker born every minute!"

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Weather bar

"The answer is space. I'm sending my kids to space."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'