Weather Weary Gifts

Winter Surrender

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

A guide to seasons in the North East

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

I hate monday mornings.

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Used to it.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.