Weather Weary Gifts

Winter Surrender

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

A guide to seasons in the North East

I hate monday mornings.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'