Water Weary Gifts

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Bring your own inflatable.

Fish hunting for men.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Wrong leadership.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Lifesaver!

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Wine taster with mineral water

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

'No surf?'

"That's the deep end."