Water Weary Gifts

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Bring your own inflatable.

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Wrong leadership.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Lifesaver!

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Wine taster with mineral water

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

A family playing in the sea

"That's the deep end."

Save the river.

'No surf?'