Water Worrier Gifts

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"What's the temperature of the water?"

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"It's not a giant water bowl? All this time I thought they were a little obsessed with us being hydrated."

Bitchbark Canoe

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Nervous Oral Testing

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

I hate monday mornings.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"