Underwater Worrier Gifts

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

A Hole in the Dike

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Separation Anxiety

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'Silent type, eh?'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"All I'm saying is, I wished for an endless summer vacation, and now the glaciers are melting."

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

'Do you want to reconsider? Headquaters just said we're going green.'

Expectation - Man Awaits Tree So He Can Hang Himself.

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

Although not an UNQUALIFIED success the climate summit has pointed us in the RIGHT DIRECTION...and we are confident that in the FULLNESS of time with APPROPRIATE levels of investment then there is a strong POSSIBILITY that there will be SOME ....BUGGER!

"You've got composter syndrome."