Ocean Worrier Gifts

'The sounds of the ocean aren't relaxing to me. I keep worrying about a tsunami.'

'I don't want to go in the water - that man said the fish were really biting today.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Exit only.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Lighthouse Beam.

I hate monday mornings.

Dog brings diver flippers.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'Silent type, eh?'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

"Well, the only reason I'm really a wandering albatross is that I have a bad sense of direction: I get lost all the time..."

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

"Beware of dog"