Ocean Worrier Pillows

'The sounds of the ocean aren't relaxing to me. I keep worrying about a tsunami.'

'I don't want to go in the water - that man said the fish were really biting today.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Exit only.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Lighthouse Beam.

I hate monday mornings.

Dog brings diver flippers.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Things that go beep in the night.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'Silent type, eh?'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"Beware of dog"

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."