Eco Worrier Pillows

"All I'm saying is, I wished for an endless summer vacation, and now the glaciers are melting."

Although not an UNQUALIFIED success the climate summit has pointed us in the RIGHT DIRECTION...and we are confident that in the FULLNESS of time with APPROPRIATE levels of investment then there is a strong POSSIBILITY that there will be SOME ....BUGGER!

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

Ozone Scare

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

"The good news is that you don't have to worry about climate change anymore."

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

"And here's the office of Mister Sloane, the company's new futurist."

Use by date

"You've got composter syndrome."

'Do you want to reconsider? Headquaters just said we're going green.'

The Eco Sinner....

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

Traffic - is there a way out?

Expectation - Man Awaits Tree So He Can Hang Himself.

'Well, this'll probably knock climate change off as my number one worry.'

"You keep that up, and eventually the earth will be too warm

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys