Climate Worrier Pillows

"Do you every worry that the world's ending and we're just sitting here waiting for brunch?"

"The answer is space. I'm sending my kids to space."

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

"Global warming is making me a laughing stock!"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

The New Normal

I hate monday mornings.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Deforestation.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Sea Change.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'These are preliminary results, but there seems to be a correlation between global warming and baby boomer women's hot flashes.'

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'