World Worrier Pillows

'If it's just something that's going around, how long does it last?'

World Production.

"AI"

I hate monday mornings.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

War 2023

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Earth and the Coronavirus

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

The Problem with World Population Growth

Things that go beep in the night.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

I think I have a gilt complex.

Half a house is better than none.

"Here's what went wrong today."

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

What will happen in the world

Chinese Communist Party at 100

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

North Korea

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"The answer is space. I'm sending my kids to space."

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'

'But enough about the dollar . . . lets talk about the Chinese Yuan and Indian Rupee . . . '

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."