Winter Worrier Pillows

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

"Well, we've done it, Sandy . . . we hit the 'cold snap tri-fecta:'. . ."

Winter will be tough...

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

You Are Here

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Alien Snowmen

Snow Devil

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

Ice Skater

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Whose the new guy?"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

I hate monday mornings.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"You know what they say. Cold hands, warm heart."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.