Winter Worrier Mugs

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

"Well, we've done it, Sandy . . . we hit the 'cold snap tri-fecta:'. . ."

Winter will be tough...

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

You Are Here

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Alien Snowmen

Snow Devil

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"Whose the new guy?"

Ice Skater

I hate monday mornings.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"You know what they say. Cold hands, warm heart."