Wealth Worrier Pillows

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!

Very sad piggy bank

I think I have a gilt complex.

Eye of needle fat cat size That'll do nicely.

"I was so busy worrying that she only loved me because of my money that I lost her AND the money!"

"I made my money the old fashioned way. Through plenty of other people's hard work."

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'