Wealth Worriers Pillows

'And after extensive research, we found conclusive evidence that money does indeed make you happy!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Money god

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

How Trickle Down Economics Work

I think I have a gilt complex.

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

Trickledown economics

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

Golden bubbles

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'