Financial Worrier Pillows

'Dad, I don't qualify for financial aid, but the dean offered to find you a second job!'

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"You're not allergic to molds or pollen. But you are interest-rate sensitive."

'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'

'I'm afraid that medicine doesn't know all there is to know about treating recession jitters.'

Warning on a balance enquiry at an ATM.

'Forget the Joneses-we can't even keep up with the Flintstones!'

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

'Please - no more New Years resolutions with price tags!'

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

'The threat of domestic terrorism isn't new. I've been paying utility bills for years.'

'But it costs me at least £15,000 to live.' - 'Don't pay it, it's not worth it.'

'Any chance you can charge this to my student loan?'

Your unemployment insurance is running out.

'Student debt, recession, underemployment...five years of community college taught me lots of excuses why I need to live at home!'

"This was supposed to be the last session, but I think that I need to come abother couple of times to treat this sense of guilt for all the money I have wasted on you."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"You are getting sleepy - you will forget to pay this credit card bill and incur lots of fees and interest. . ."

Man with home in-trays marked 'IN' and 'DEBT'.

"Just looking at your bank balance. . . I'd like to get that down a bit."

"Yeah, I now how it is. . . I'm sending a boy through college too!"

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

Do you know where your stockbroker is ?

Energy Bills

'It's a poison pen letter from the bank.'

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

Financial prayers are finally answered

'I'm all in, from making backbreaking payments on labor saving devices!'

'You're looking at it all wrong, being hopelessly in debt is a reason to go on.'

'Gas prices starting to freak you out, Ed?'

Why do I have to walk through here? In case you have any money left.

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