Economic Worrier Pillows

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

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"My arthritis lets me know when it's going to rain, and my acid reflux lets me know when a stock market storm is rolling in."

'If this crisis continues I think I will be receiving unemployment insurance until I am eligible for a pension.'

'Have you seen the financial pages?' - 'Yes, things are going to get a lot worse before the get worse.'

Credit Crunch.

"No kidding. Tell me about it."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

I hate monday mornings.

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

I think I have a gilt complex.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

It's 10 p.m. Do you know how low your investment banking stocks can go?

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"The answer is space. I'm sending my kids to space."

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

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