Economic Worrier Prints

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

The Circle.

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"My arthritis lets me know when it's going to rain, and my acid reflux lets me know when a stock market storm is rolling in."

'If this crisis continues I think I will be receiving unemployment insurance until I am eligible for a pension.'

'Have you seen the financial pages?' - 'Yes, things are going to get a lot worse before the get worse.'

Credit Crunch.

"No kidding. Tell me about it."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

I hate monday mornings.

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

I think I have a gilt complex.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

It's 10 p.m. Do you know how low your investment banking stocks can go?

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

"The answer is space. I'm sending my kids to space."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."