Wealth Wanderer Pillows

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, because I own the damn valley.'

"I once tried living the simple life, but I found it just too darn complicated."

I intended to be a bum, but family connections and inherited wealth got in the way.

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'Now that's an afro!'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Sparkling Water

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Unguided imagery

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Higher wisdom...

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Coronavirus world

'I'll need more than I can spend.'