Wallet Wanderer Pillows

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

See you at the farmers market!

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Rising Gas Prices

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

...Shares can go up as well as down.

The Bullish World

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

'I seem to have lost my reason for buying stocks.'

Too Much Plastic.

What goes up...

Vegicurious

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

Placier.

Help! Bought IPOs with IOUs.

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

Olives

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

'What wine goes well with red meat?'