Wallet Wanderer Prints

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

See you at the farmers market!

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Rising Gas Prices

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

...Shares can go up as well as down.

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

The Bullish World

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

'I seem to have lost my reason for buying stocks.'

Too Much Plastic.

What goes up...

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Placier.

Olives

Help! Bought IPOs with IOUs.

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

Vegicurious

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

Stock Market Adventure