Wallet Juggler Prints

Too Much Plastic.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Travelling

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Wealth Juggler.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Fries and kids

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'The numbers aren't working.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Washing Up Liquidity.

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'