Walletless Wanderer Prints

I seem to have forgotten my wallet. I'm afraid I'll have to pay the check by licking dishes.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'No luggage.'

Weathervanes.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"All I have is tofu."

Fringe festival

"I like sad songs."

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

'Are you counting sheep again?'

Airport Security. It takes longer getting through security, but by wearing all my clothes, I don't have to pay to check a bag!

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

"I just can’t stand the loneliness anymore."

Desert Crawler

City Hike

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

Natural Regeneration Area / Que Sera Sera.

I'm more interested in experiences than things, honestly.

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

'There must be some place around here where I can use my charge cards!'

'It just turned tomorrow.'

"So darling, to find North, you don't need a compass: you need to find a magnetic termite mound..."

The Dow.

'A barefoot fisherman is great! He gives us cover, and we can suck the leeches off his legs!'

man with huge beard about to fall in a hole

'Cedric always felt anonymous.'

'That's as maybe, mister Frimley, but there's still no such thing as inner-child benefit.'