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"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'No luggage.'

Weathervanes.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"All I have is tofu."

Fringe festival

"I like sad songs."

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

'Are you counting sheep again?'

I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

"I just can’t stand the loneliness anymore."

Desert Crawler

'It just turned tomorrow.'

'There must be some place around here where I can use my charge cards!'

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

City Hike

Natural Regeneration Area / Que Sera Sera.

"So darling, to find North, you don't need a compass: you need to find a magnetic termite mound..."

The Dow.

'A barefoot fisherman is great! He gives us cover, and we can suck the leeches off his legs!'

man with huge beard about to fall in a hole

'That's as maybe, mister Frimley, but there's still no such thing as inner-child benefit.'

'Cedric always felt anonymous.'