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'It just turned tomorrow.'

'Not that net!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Weathervanes.

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Rustic Campgrounds.

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Postman in the Snow

Arctic Caravan Breaks

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Winter Border Wall

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Questions for the wise one.

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"We should probably think about heading back to the city."

Counting Sheep

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

'This is the coldest December 24 on record so we should watch for stowaways going south.'

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

Stop pay toll.