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I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

'Not that net!'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Desert Planet

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Rustic Campgrounds.

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Penguin in Desert.

Black Forest Collectibles.

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

Counting Sheep

"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"

"We must be in the Village."

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

'Leading the pack, fighting contenders, it was too stressful: I gave it up and became a lone wolf...'