Lonely Island Wanderer T-Shirts

"Sorry, mate - I'm self-isolating."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Emergency Phone.

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Desert Planet

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

"Beware of dog"

"No one rides off into me anymore."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Castaway hides from cruise ship

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

'Now what?'

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."

'I'm told the natives are quite technologically advances here - they worship Mark Zuckerberg.'

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Underground Station

Deflating Island

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

Footprints on Island.

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.