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Island circus

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Now you can send it."

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

No early morning tea past this landing

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Security!

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'He needs professional HELP!'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Man on Island.

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"