Lone Island Escapist Pillows

Island circus

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Now you can send it."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

No early morning tea past this landing

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Security!

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."