Grumpy Weather Warriors Gifts

'What are you smiling about?!'

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

A guide to seasons in the North East

I hate monday mornings.

Shoes Make The Man

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Watering the garden in the rain.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'Storm'