Weathered Warrior Gifts

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"First break since 2008."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

A guide to seasons in the North East

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."